Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
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me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*
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every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life
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get u a girl who cant do either
my time to shine
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My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku
It’s totally a haiku
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